Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wrongtoilet
Singapore
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
jeana
United States
Desperate times
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Anonymous
Rosthern, Canada
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Sacha
Canada
When nature calls
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
notpayedenoughforthisshit
Boone, United States
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
girlsgottagotoo
Covina, United States
Stank ass
Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Just pish yerself
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
PeePee
United States
We heard you
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Top comments
Anti666 17
Tell them to tell other people about your awesome restroom.
alcoholmage 14
Should've locked him in and make him pay up to be let out. Extra profit!
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Comments (103)
YeOldeSnake 8
Oh boy! So you met David Bateson?
doglover100 29
I would've told them to buy something before using the restroom. Use coupons.
HmongJohn 9
No joke though, sign of the times.
SApprentice 34
Do you own the store, or just work there? If you own it, then I really am sorry that your business is failing. I hope it can pick back up for you.
88vivera 9
What do u sell?
kitsune3 20
I'm getting the feeling your store is actually your own business, and that there's a strong possibility that it's still very new. Keep up hope, and try some advertising campaigns. Have some friends recommend the place. Anything that may help draw in more potential customers. With plenty of confidence and hard work, you'll get things running strong in no time. :) Chin up, OP.
YoursTru1yXo 0
Did you let him?
sillyyanks 24
I wish I could up vote this comment multiple times hahaha
happylawyer 16
Oh, I can relate. When I started working by myself in my own office, I could watch two movies a day, easily. Reevaluate and hold on. People using the bathroom are people who can see the merchandise and to whom you can talk about your products. Oh an believe it or not, I raised the divorces prices and started to get more clients.
bubo_fml 11
Recoop your slow business week by offering to sell him some toilet paper...At $50.00 a sheet!
ThePrestige 12
Some would say it was alright of you to let him use the rest room, I say it was a perfect time to let the gimp out of the box and to do it the spider way...