Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wrongtoilet
Singapore
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
jeana
United States
Desperate times
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Anonymous
Rosthern, Canada
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Sacha
Canada
When nature calls
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
notpayedenoughforthisshit
Boone, United States
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
girlsgottagotoo
Covina, United States
Stank ass
Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Just pish yerself
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
PeePee
United States
We heard you
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Top comments
Anti666 17
Tell them to tell other people about your awesome restroom.
alcoholmage 14
Should've locked him in and make him pay up to be let out. Extra profit!
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Comments (103)
michaeljcaboose 7
You must be the owner of We Got Pants
st333ph 12
The economy sucks nowadays.. Or maybe you should redecorate your store so it could attract more customers!
rahrah765765 11
Are suggesting Op's store is a shit hole?
st333ph 12
No.. I'm looking more on the positive side.
Rocky007 15
Hate to break it to you. He's not a "customer".
klx125cross 9
Hey come on back and use the restroom again! Tell ur friends
zen1979 16
Looks like business is going *puts on sunglasses* down the toilet. YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
angel_of_death55 7
Wow
efrainelboricua 12
Anyone else picture the cow doing that?
astralvagan 20
Some stores do charge to use their restroom. Might be something you consider.
FalconSam1414 19
If some store charged me to use their restroom, I'd get up and leave. Why the hell would I even pay a penny just to take a piss/crap??? lol
thiscrazything 1
Try stepping up your advertising, radio, newspaper, flyers, let folks know you are there, and just how awesome your shop is. Good luck!
Toothbrush12 9
Maybe OP could sell all of his shop's goods and get platinum toilet seats and jewel encrusted flushes. Then the restroom seekers would go and tell all of their friends; "OMG THAT SHOP HASS PLATINUM TOILETS" and you'd get a crowd of people wanting to use the toilets. If anyone important was in OP's city, they would use the famous toilets, and your toilets would be in the local news because someone really important had gone out of his way to get there, consequently making your toilets punlicly known. Then you could start charging to use the toilets and make money like that. You could make your very own five-star restroom and people would queue for miles to use it. Maybe your toilet-wanting person will be the start of a massive business! Or not.
JustDerpin 11
All because of toilets.
DocBastard 40
That's what you get for opening "The Fabulous Twilight and Justin Bieber Memorabilia Emporium". I still have no clue why you thought that would be a good idea.
FML_Master2133 6
If OP did that, the guy would never have walked into the store for the bathroom in the first place. (at least I wouldnt)
AidenSurvival 7
Looks like the economy is in the shitter, or you need to advertise OP.