Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Maniac_fml 0
try every number till you get her voice
choppedNskrewed 0
choppedNskrewed also guys, the missing digit didn't have to be the one on the end, it could have been one in the middle, in which case trying every digit would take a VERY long time :)
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foltaggio 0
#7 sucks at math.
kommanderson 0
#13, I'm afraid that you are the one that "sucks at math." Though #7 is wrong, he isn't by much, and #9 is ridiculously far off. There are actually 68 different numbers to try. She obviously forgot one digit, so it would be like this. There are 7 different places where there could be a digit missing. There are 10 digits. 7x10=70 possibilities. (a phone number cannot start with a 0 or 1, so the actual amount of possibilities is 68)
Woop_Woop 0
well sir there are more than 7 places the number could go 7654321 say thats the number you have 8 spaces that the last number could go hence 78 numbers to call if it cant start with a 0 or 1 .7.6.5.4.3.2.1. so you are a dick
polico_wolf 0
"a phone number cannot start with a 0" Every phone number starts with a zero
greenpotatoes_fml 0
what?? who's phone number starts with a zero??
Dale_xD 15
To # 56 . . . Well . . . Everyone's phone numbers that I know start with a 0. The area code for where I live is 01505, and everyones mobiles start with 07.
beany212 0
Sucks for you!
adamazda 6
lol go back tomorrow and ask her for her full number then call her in front of her to see if her phone rings duh!
crazyboob 0
#16 she might not b there u boob!
crazyboob 0
#16 she might not be there ya boob!
big_smucker 0
boobs :)
Wazilla 0
Yeah your right might as well not try at all and never do anything if there's a possability it will fail, yup.
ZH13 0
if you do ask her number again, make sure it's not 867-5309
Tcaret300 12
lol I think thats a real number XD
glamourful 0
you only have to try 9 numbers...one is bound to be right...
newguy12 0
she was probably being a bitch and left one off because she didn't want to go out with you. plus 14 is rly annoying
24788 7
You should have written it down in a better way.
foolsangel 4
#18 - You would think so at first, but that's only if you know where the missing number is.
deadlycandii 0
that scuks