Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Maniac_fml 0
try every number till you get her voice
choppedNskrewed 0
choppedNskrewed also guys, the missing digit didn't have to be the one on the end, it could have been one in the middle, in which case trying every digit would take a VERY long time :)
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anthony567 3
try ever number... did u get her name?
Mancubus 2
Stories like this are why I roll my eyes when women whine about there being no nice guys
antonioohama 0
If you got 6/7 digits, that's a low enough number to do a brute-force attack. Dial all the numbers in order (like normal) and when you get to the missing one, dial 0 then keep going. If that's the wrong number, say ‘wrong number’ and hang up. Then do the same thing except dial 1 instead of 0 for the missing number, and keep doing that until you find which is the right number. Be glad he didn't give you two missing numbers, that's 100 possibilities. Or three missing: 1000.
antonioohama 0
#38: Sorry about that.…Be glad *she* didn't give you two missing digits.
pulpfiction_fml 3
YDI for falling for a dumb bimbo who doesn't know how many digits to put in a fake number.
nonetheless_fml 0
YDI for calling a girl a "hot babe." lamee.
polico_wolf 0
its not a video game!
BunnyEars 0
If you had 2 digits missing, THEN you'd be screwed, cause you'd have 100 combos, haha. Just try all 10 digits >_>
CrumbFlicker 0
Very true on the first point. If you are going to correct someone, double check it! 10 digits, 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9. This is they should both take eachothers numbers.
laxkid61 0
tell your friend when guys see that they only got 9 digits they think the girl is a stuck up bitch and no one is ever going to do that.shes looking for a perfect guy and well shes not going to get em. and also to the OP, you sat next to a hot girl where??
EmiliewasHereee 0
classic!