Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Maniac_fml 0
try every number till you get her voice
choppedNskrewed 0
choppedNskrewed also guys, the missing digit didn't have to be the one on the end, it could have been one in the middle, in which case trying every digit would take a VERY long time :)
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Comments (110)
SS 31
We need a follow-up on this. What happened? Did it end up with marriage?
TheBestAround23 13
Why can't all girls do this. she didn't embarrass you and you found out she wasn't interested in you. kind of worked out
hiddenUSERNAME 27
I wonder what you wrote?
ellefrank 5
There is no such thing as a stupid question. I think for someone learning the language and obviously learning about the country, they can ask anything they want and deserve a nice reply. Every student has a different cultural capital.
jengo54 16
Nope, just inquisitive idiots
dietcoke09 25
You're a teacher. Teach him.
swordyx 5
That's not a stupid question. I feel for this student. He mustered up his courage to ask something and in return got this kind of response, regardless of this opinion is expressed. Singapore is a country and that's a city by itself. Even if this example doesn't exist, please don't assume every single country must have different cities. A "stupid" question is a symptom of deeper problems. To OP and anyone who berates this little kid, have you ever imagine yourself in his shoe?
watermelon_bae 15
At least they asked! Why patronize someone when they want to learn!
tumtum888 12
It's not an unreasonable question. In terms of large cities, Paris is probably the only one. By large city, they refer to places like NYC, LA, Toronto, Beijing, etc. It's not uncommon for some countries to not even have a single "city"
DestinyNiya 33
This Fml and most of the people commenting on here are just too harsh. The student could have been really young, no? Even if that were not the case, they might just not have enough knowledge and we're obviously trying to gain some by asking the question! What kind of a teacher would call that a disaster?! Your job is to teach people and not shame them for not knowing stuff! Even if the questions are petty! Nobody just knows everything without asking questions and finding answers! Shame on you, OP, as well as all the ignorant people over here!