Drunk
United States
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Christinemh329
United States
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Clean living
Today, I wasn’t hungover at work for a change, after quitting heavy drinking of 10+ years. My boss accused me of being “high as a kite on drugs”, because I was “suspiciously chirpy.” FML
FreshFaced
United Kingdom
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Lexxiluvstwat
Today, I was written up at work and sent home 20 minutes into my shift. My boss thought I was under the influence of something, but it’s really just the first time I’ve come to work with no makeup on. FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Drunkactor
United States
Today, my boss fired me because of my drinking problem. The reason he thinks I have a drinking problem? I was in a play he saw, in which I played a drunk person. I've been completely sober my whole life. FML
meh
Dublin, United States
Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML
last night king
The day after
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all my fault
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
paulcorrea95
United States
Boozing on the job
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
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FirstBornUnicorn 0
That just means that you have a personality of a drunk person. I wonder what you're like when you are drunk.
starile 20
Your normal drunken self?
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RedPillSucks 33
Most people present themselves differently in different situations. You might behave one way around your parents friends, another around your peers, and yet another around your coworkers. It doesn't mean you're not "keeping it real". Of course, you could just have multiple personalities, and be crazy.
lblikk 0
haa sounds lke your a pretty cool person
snizzlesnuzzle 0
story of my life.
moonlight_daze 8
FYL
Busterfml 0
YDI. You don't go to work to be yourself. You go to work to make money.
justbemellow 0
That's why you don't be yourself.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Of course he thought you were drunk or on something. He's become accustomed to your fake personality so in his eyes you are acting out of the ordinary. A fact which usually means either something is wrong in the person's life or they are on some kind of drugs. Usually drugs.
mooshibear140 4
Lol, your personality is a lot like mine. One time when I was acting really hyper (which is pretty much all of the time), my friend said "Are you drunk?" When I told him I'm not, he said "If this is you sober then I'd hate to see you drunk." he looked at me for a minute, as if thinking. He then whispered "Oh shit....'m scared..." Haha I should submit this for an fml. :P
kristenbabey 0
it's ok so wud mineeeee nobody cud tell the diff if I am drunk or not
adsc04 0
haha it's okayy In my last class of the day I always had a ton of energy and the guy I sat by always thought I was high... I tried to tell him I wasn't but he never believed me.. (:
soymilkboy 0
You SIR, fail at being yourself!!