Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, my mother accused me of being a drama queen when I screamed as she stepped on my foot. I was barefoot and she was wearing boots. One of my toes is swelling and turning purple. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML
Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML
Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML
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Top comments
joeystar95 4
Your moms an idiot OP
jezane 9
If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..
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Comments (99)
joeystar95 4
Your moms an idiot OP
hotshot2626 9
That's putting it politely. Besides... god forbid someone should enjoy their job haha.
melsaraj 9
I dont wanna b*tch, but all you have to do is go to a walk in clinic.. Without her. FML is full of whiney hoes
Octain 13
Well.. They probably all do XD but that's still not a good excuse. Then again, they would see some pretty damn ugly feet, and that would probably make them despise feet after a while.. Maybe it's not a good place for people with a foot fetish *shudder*
KiddNYC1O 22
Your mom's/mom is an idiot, op.* Had to.
K410 18
Lol why would someone who gets turned on by them would want to have a job that looks at the sick and infected feet only? I'd rather be a surgeon XD
jezane 9
If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..
nancyschmancy 9
Your profile pic is creeping me out.
jezane 9
Just a heads up, it ISN'T me...
deBlobX 12
Actually I'm pretty sure it is you
jezane 9
Admit it... I'm sexy Hahaha oh god, I'm gonna go thumb myself down :)
SneakherHead 5
Where's your nose? O__O
green2go 14
If you have a IPad there is a app called photo booth
peachy36 3
I agree. That pic is freaky lol. We are soo off topic, but o well
gracehi 33
And all female gynecologists are lesbians...
jezane 9
Dealing with torn, old, smelly, saggy and plain nasty vaginas would defiantly turn a lesbian gynecologist straight and heterosexual male gay... The hit rate is of a young hot girl is to low to have that as a job for creepy pervertedness
gracehi 33
It was a joke, Silly. I was applying OP's mom's logic to another medical field to demonstrate how utterly ridiculous it is.
jezane 9
No I know, I wasn't arguing.. It's hard to reply to a post without using a joke and making it seem like its not an argument. Sorry it came out wrong. Just saying though.. Not a fun job in my opinion.
gracehi 33
No, I see your point. I'm a heterosexual female, but I wouldn't want a job examining penises all day. While I find it very useful, I think even a healthy and normal penis is the ugliest thing on a man.
jezane 9
I agree, not many people seek an occupation in 'penis inspections'... Don't believe I've ever heard anyone utter the words "when I grow up I want to inspect and an fix unhealthy genitalia".
Tsunami87 17
Inspecting unhealthy genitalia is a branch of sexual health, a sub specialisation of infectious diseases. Gynaecologists deal with all problems of the female system in the abdomen as well. Incidentally this does have a lot of looking into old vaginas on a daily basis. Google "cervical prolapse" and there's gynae bread and butter.
jezane 9
I have a general idea of what that is and I'm to scared to google image it...
X_Codes 11
@48 - I have no idea what this is, but you can generally tell when there's something that you just shouldn't google. Like blue waffle. I saw the picture, I totally didn't google blue waffle.
gree_fml 11
Pediatricians are pedophiles, anesthesiologists like to get you all drugged up first, and dentists...
sarahlove281 4
Your mother's power of deductive reasoning astounds me. People with foot fetishes love feet. Foot doctors surround themselves with feet all day. Ergo, foot doctors have foot fetishes. Makes perfect sense.
flockz 20
wait if that's the case.... then the prostate exam i just took..... NOOOOOO
BunchieRules 31
Curses! Again, I've been beaten by one minute. I'll try again another time.
gracehi 33
Your comment reminded me of the episode of Family Guy when Peter has a colon exam.
Meme1988 18
Go with your dad/aunt/older brother-sister/grandmother
Meme1988 18
I mean, you are in pain, you have no time to wait until she go back to be saine
hunteer9 5
Well if I was a doctor I would have a foot fetish.
BlowinChronic 18
I don't always go for a job as a foot doctor, but when I do, it's always because I have a foot fetish. Sorry, I'll just stop.
Epikouros 32
And if you were an accountant, you'd have a foot fetish, too, right?
BunchieRules 31
With her logic, I don't think I'll be getting a prostate exam any time soon...
ycrem0n 21
So.. Pediatricians are pedophiles? Veterinarians love furry and tentacle? Dentists love oral? Seems legit..
a_commenter 3
and the chiropractors....
OMGMAN84 0
And proctologists? :S
mfischer 17
Who doesn't love oral?
perdix 31
#33, yeah, right, what's up with that? How does one become an Asshole Doctor? I'm sure if you have trouble in the bunghole, you've got no better friend than the local proctologist, butt how did he or she end up there?
Epikouros 32
And dieticians have a food fetish, of course.
MormonPornstar 7
I'm a chiropractic assistant. You get to put your hands on a wide variety of MILF's and ...bigger women. We enjoy popping their shit ;)
HanaFML 10
Epikouros: Your saying I should be a dietician? I love food! :D
Bullpine 11
39 Asexuals.
TurtleSmile 14
She's willing to put her child's health and well being in jeopardy because of the tiny possibility one doctor might be aroused? Seems legit.
Krajjan 9
Seems like a job for Child Protective Services Man and his faithful sidekick The Deadbeat Beater.