Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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mrlucky22 18
Sounds like she had to get something off her chest.
toolazytotype99 18
Time to drink that gallon of brain bleach you've been saving
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Comments (51)
Oceanborn_fml 24
What is a Nan? Google isn't being particularly helpful (unless you receive texts from a city in Thailand or some computer/math stuff) edit: Oops, someone already read. Guess I'm blind, too.
Atmey 5
At least you got a cool nan.
ATPR_4 9
Grandma has needs too. Besides something to tell the grandkids. :/