Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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Top comments
mrlucky22 18
Sounds like she had to get something off her chest.
toolazytotype99 18
Time to drink that gallon of brain bleach you've been saving
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Comments (51)
Laantimet 4
Seen this before...
Gazerman100 13
Someone hand me the bleach
kkoolkris 8
what's a Nan?
mikbrooke 25
a grandmother.
Illen 1
Get over yourself, be momentarily happy that your Nan still has it (and has mastered modern technology), then move on with your life.
ThongWarrior 17
I keep thinking that you received a topless selfie from your nan bread.. Is that weird?
fishinpink 20
my mamaw doesn't even own a cell phone. she refuses. she still has a rotary dial phone made by southwestern bell with a long curly cord lol and I wouldn't be able to speak loud enough to her for her to be able to hear me or even understand how to work it lol poor thing but she is my heaven on eartb? I am researching various phones that would help her online that she would benefit from. I want it to be her Christmas gift.
fishinpink 20
it's ok #36 I didn't know either. I had to look it up
Kalhenwrath 13
grow up, you pussy. they're just ****.
DeadRob 13
What did one saggy tit say to the other? If we don't get some suppourt soon people will think we're nuts!
grumpyjigsaw 8
So your nan has a sex life, good for her. She also has boobs (shock). It was an honest mistake. If you need "years of therapy" for that, that should be cause you need to learn how to chill.