Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML
Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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Top comments
mrlucky22 18
Sounds like she had to get something off her chest.
toolazytotype99 18
Time to drink that gallon of brain bleach you've been saving
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Comments (51)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Tough break OP!!
50ShadesofSavage 7
Old people's bodies are disgusting ? so yes OP should make a big deal about it
Bekll 31
Some people think two people of the same gender kissing is disgusting, too. Doesn't mean they should make a big deal of that, though.
fishinpink 20
I'm with you #26 ? I support my LGBT community all the way! and you know what? th3y are the least judgemental folks I've ever met. thank you for speaking out like that. RESPECT. LOVE. PEACE.
manofmerr 27
I support the lgbt community too! I just dont like women who like women, or men who like men, or one who likes both, or that becomes the other. By the way, what does lgbt stand for? Ive always wondered that. Just in case people forgot to turn their brain before coming to fml...again, I AM JOKING. Please google joke if needed.
Emirac 10
My grandmother always slept in just underwear, no bra. I saw her almost nude all the time. It's just the human body. I'd probably text her back and ask her who she's seeing.
fariss 14
Old people still send nudes? Well thats new.
jaijai_ 2
Never been in your shoes but it must be pretty awkward. I'm sure you'll get over it soon though. But anyway - you should be happy that your grandma is living a fun and eventful life, and that she's healthy enough to enjoy it too :)
ThrottleJockey 36
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Jbruno99 10
Lucky
thunderniron 22
Yeah, walked in on my 90 yo mother-in-law once. Some images are forever burned into your brain and no amount of drinking or therapy can remove them :-(
Draveren 11
Any chance she lost a bet?
bad_boyfriend 10
"Sorry...i mean unless you're into it. No?...okay sorry the sweetie. Come by for dinner Sunday."