Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
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Top comments
Dearknon 4
YDI for ******* up a hockey game.
Selena_is_back 7
When it's boy time, it's time to leave them in their world...
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Comments (130)
franwins0827 7
YDI for interrupting his game. Next time make him a sammich and wait til it's over!
kportal69 5
every smart person knows not to interrupt sports games. if I were him I would've shoved you in the ground pointed and said ahhhhhhh bitch!!! and sat right back down. ydi.
JCOphoto 0
My boyfriend is a hockey nut too. He will let me sit with him while he's watching a game, but I know better then to try and compete for his attention.
Bman54 19
Do NOT get between a Canadian guy and his hockey. You're just asking for trouble.
MelissaNJonas 0
fyl. hockey... reallyy??? poor you that u have to put up with him watching such a pussy "sport"
matticus27 14
are you serious? if hockey is such a pussy sport, name one that isn't. i would really like to know what sport you think is less of a pussy sport than hockey. as far as im concerned hockey is not really a pussy sport. you hit hard, play with a hard puck, basically use sticks as weapons, and, oh yeah, the whole time you are doing it on skates and ice. i missed the part where that is a pussy sport.
truthinlies 1
**** your life if you ever come to Canada ... bitch
Lacrosse00 0
ladies learn to not make your bf your world. he's watching the game. he doesnt mind you watching with him. he will mind if your trying to disturb him watching the game.
tinuelena 0
YDI. Hockey comes before everything. (And yes, I'm a girl. I haven't missed a home game at the local college in 20 years.) Really though, #21 said it best. Stop being annoying.
elmorous 0
If you really want to make it great, nothing beats hockey head. A beer and a BJ during the game .. now that's living!
RedPillSucks 33
If she was going to interrupt his game, this would really be the only way to do it.
Sorrows 5
Here's a lesson for you; nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can get between a Canadian guy and his beloved hockey. Looks like you learned the hard way, eh? [;
jhonnyknox12 0
So he's Canadian, eh?