Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
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Dearknon 4
YDI for ******* up a hockey game.
Selena_is_back 7
When it's boy time, it's time to leave them in their world...
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RedPillSucks 33
Buy some panties with a picture of a goal net on the front (or the back, whatever your pleasure), and some condoms with a picture of a puck on it. Then when he yells GOAL!!!! he'll really mean it.
MagnumC13 0
I did the same thing to my girlfriend. but when her team scored she did the same thing to me but I feel into a cactus
rebelyrocks 0
Psh, what makes u think that your more important then hockey? :P
hockeykid1 0
hockey
skikid 0
its hockey and we live in canada, so you kinda got a problem there.
Xavi89 0
hockey sucks.
stavrosg 3
YDI for trying to get your bf's attention away from the game.
Seddah 3
It's totally your fault. What if your boyfriend tried to get some while you were watching something you really like and/or care about? You'd shoot him down (and quite possibly be a bitch about it or turn him into a villain). Get over it and wait for the game to end. If his team wins, have celebratory sex. If his team loses, have consolation sex, lol
hockeyfan212212 1
ydi don't get between a man and his hockey
hockey1421 0
Don't **** with him when hockey is on!