Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
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AliceC_fml 3
Well maybe he didn't know what else to do. Maybe he was nervous and a little intimidated that his gf is confident enough to strip down in front of him.
cgysoccerfreak 0
no one cares that your first **** nut
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Comments (79)
CitizenSnipz 0
"Now, Bones, shake out your hair, take off your glasses, and say, "Do you know the price for an overdue book, Mr. Booth?" FML, btw
frikkinhannah 0
Bones reference FTW!
Laxloverr24 0
go give the guy in the other fml that didn't get any birthday wishes except for from gilette a lapdance.
veshadoll 0
-haha at 33; but my boyfriend laugh at me all the time trying to be sexy; he thinks im already sexy; so that might be the case;
Punkartmama 0
Not every guy likes stuff like that. Hard to believe, but it's true.
Cruth 2
@33 LOL'd
Ninjaface 0
Sounds like somebody didn't get to press his leaf between your pages.
girlygirllol8 0
37 weird
The_Norwegian 2
I promise *I* won't laugh..
DorkyBlake 0
oh ouch!
GETOVERIT2039 0
Hmmm. You know some people say laughter is a way of expressing enjoyment.