Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, someone left a big bottle of mouth wash on my desk with a big bow on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Smelly
Get the message
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
eslteacher
Korea Republic of
Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Birthday blues
Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML
Gabrielguitar
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two presents by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. FML
Kensie
United States
HB!
Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
Anonymous
Oh gosh
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Top comments
lolwut_fail 0
The big bow is a nice touch.
24788 7
Either it's a gag gift or someone really is sending you a message in a hostile way.
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iambean 4
Be positive. You got them to give you free mouth wash. Next try for dinner!
Mickey2315 0
Ouch, I sympathize...I too suffer from the effects of constant dragonbreath. Orbitz gum does the trick perfectly...and it now comes with 35 pieces!
koalakittens 0
Cheer up, buttercup! For homecoming, someone tp'ed my yard and left an empty bottle of mouth wash on my front steps. I was freaked out. I thought I had said something that really pissed someone off, and it was a message. It turns out it was a guy who liked me and a couple of his friends. I asked one of the friends about the mouth wash. They said there was no reason.
ledzep92 0
Looks like someone doesn't brush enough
neezie 0
Why does your mouth reek of dicks?
rollursk8r 0
I think that was pretty nice of them... happy birthday!!! USE THE MOUTHWASH!!!!
IHaveNoFknClue 0
I'm sorry but that is so funny.
Lenicka 0
Take the hint. At least that someone tried to be polite about it.
omgzdude 0
NOT AN FML!!!!
sxychik 4
aww that really sucks, atleast you know now though :) Happy Birthday!!
sxychik 4
little late.. sorry about that :s