Today, while teaching English in Korea, my boss gave me a birthday present from her and all of my co-workers. It was a really fancy box. It had very nice wrapping. It had a pretty bow. It was kind of heavy. It was 6 bottles of dandruff shampoo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML
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Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
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Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
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simplyabsurd 0
Hmmm. Next time you get a chance, sprinkle some fake snow into their lunch and onto your shoulder and meander around the break room. I'd pay to see the reaction.
Asstonia 1
because they tried to have dandruff. totally. idiot
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everyonehatesyou 0
YDI for having dandruff?
Asstonia 1
because they tried to have dandruff. totally. idiot
IamAbc 2
Everyone has dandruff.. Just for some it's more controlled.
tick_tock 0
That sucks, sorry about that! Maybe you should use it though?
Sourcandy86 0
That's super rude of them!
pu13 5
it's not rude it's helpful!
Peachy2392 26
Honestly they may not have understood that it's dandruff shampoo. It's not rude, it's a misunderstanding.
cselby 0
err, not really a FML. you have dandruff, so what? lots of people do. YDI for making it so noticable though.
imyewneek 0
....Jen???
simplyabsurd 0
Hmmm. Next time you get a chance, sprinkle some fake snow into their lunch and onto your shoulder and meander around the break room. I'd pay to see the reaction.
suckerz 0
nice gift... you can get rid of your dandruff and don't need to go to the store to buy it...
log1k 3
I wouldn't worry too much about it. My dad got nail clippers from some Chinese people his company was doing business with It probably doesn't mean anything, just a strange gift to us ^_^
catatonicsleep 17
Is the kind they got you a hard to find or fancy type? People get presents of nice shower gel and soaps, doesn't mean the people who bought it for them think they smell....
wendzday 0
BEN????