Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Entitlement
Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML
Vessels
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Touché
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Narcissists never unite!
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Think of the environment
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Top comments
LaColombianita 26
That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.
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Schiffy 18
At the rate she's going, she's gonna be Octomom before Angelina.
sweetdreams20 0
At least she's not racist... But still not good
lo0ovebug 0
Someone needs to sterilize her.
moneymaker0394 1
It sucks for her not you...
sweettpie129 11
Well at least you have been saving money on condoms and birth control and most likely will continue saving on it in the future
catatonicsleep 17
the pill/implant etc are free in england
monnanon 14
you can get condoms for free too if you ask yr doc, theres really no excuse for not using contraception in this country (UK)
Marifer98 7
Why would you do that at age 19 just to be like Angelina Jolie.. You would think that she wants the best for her children not to just be like some celebrity.
SoultheWolf 19
When I first saw this I was thinking, "only in America..." until I saw this was from the UK. Seriously, wtf? Your sister had to have gotten pregnant with her first child at the age of 14! I feel sorry for her. Its people like her that should never be breeding. She needs to get her fact straight and stop trying to act like some celebrity. You should tell her that Angelina's kids are ADOPTED. She didn't give birth.
Marifer98 7
I do not feel sorry for her she made her owm decisions and she made the wrong one and now its affecting her and her children
shamrock95 21
She gave birth to three of her children, the rest are adopted.
pfx2_fml 15
Now ladies and gentlemen that's what you call a ****
JoeLouisBomber 9
Your sister is a person I and others highly dislike not because shes doing with people with different backgrounds. But because she keeps having kids when she cant even support them
professorxfm 7
Yet another reason why children in public schools are done a disservice. Too many classmates with not enough support at home being raised by parents without the $ or education to cope.