Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Entitlement
Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML
Vessels
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Touché
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Narcissists never unite!
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Think of the environment
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Top comments
LaColombianita 26
That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.
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Comments (303)
le_troll 0
Oh ffs. What a ******* idiot. This just pisses me off. She is way too young to have a kid let alone 4.
hamtaro331 0
Jeez my mom has 3 other kids she can barely support us with a dad ... She is skrewed
incognito1520 20
she should be sterilized
CommanderBalls 10
"facepalm"
Jben7738 0
Disgusting!!!! Just pitiful!!!! Poor kids! How can you be on your 4th at 19!! Someone was not self fish at all! This is the exact reason why sometimes I hate working!!! milk the system
KatieKupcake4195 9
Please don't judge her. No, it wasn't very responsible of her. But think about this: If it was one of your family members who you love very much, would you like to hear people saying nothing but negative things about the situation? Plus, we don't know the entire story. Maybe she was forced to have sex with some of those guys. Maybe she secretly regrets those things. So please, be kinder and think about what you're saying. Have a good day.
Nudi_fml 13
KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT SPAWNS MORE!
krholub 9
If you live in Texas the state will automatically tye her tubes to put a stop to that...good luck
AlaskaKid95 7
Because its impossible to get pregnant with your tubes tied. Or go to another doctor to untie them.
kei1108 13
But you should tell them.
Taymah49 7
And how old was she when she got knocked up the 1st time?
ErinBeam 1
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