Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
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LaColombianita 26
That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.
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xgetxbentx 13
Yeah, you should probably still call, I doubt they'd laugh since there is obviously something mentally wrong with your sister.
iviviii 0
That's sad op & so is the fact that celebrities have the power to influence ppl negatively even, though they don't intend to.
zarkx_fml 0
I don't agree with the amount of pregnancies but remember that no matter what race your part of your always from a "racial background"
Nitrogenica 6
I think the crucial part there was 'yet another' racial background - might be wrong but I think she's saying that all the fathers have been from different racial backgrounds...
littlemissalex 3
You used the wrong form of "you're" twice.
frostiebeanz 0
Why didn't ur parents put her on birth control
godofswag 6
I CALL **** (COUGH COUGH)
RedCamaro10 0
Would I get moderated if I said your sister was a *****?
Fmlsea 28
She should close her legs seriously four kids to four different guys *shakes head*FYL
monnanon 14
unfortunately theres no way of enforcing that unless they are going to sit with her and force the pill down her neck every night, or drag her kicking and screaming to get an implant.
switchgurl20 17
Indian, black, chinese, white. I think she's done with the kids. What other race is there? That's 4...
louiseth 9
You're kidding, yeah?
cajunjynx 0
Duh.
acidburnz1107 10
Native American, hispanic, LOL really the list goes on and on.
switchgurl20 17
Damn yea.. Posted in the wrong place below... Or maybe op sister wanted to test the theories of penis sizes by race? It's op sisters' life, if she wants to screw, let her screw. Who are we to judge. I'm sure some of those that judge, somewhere in the back of their mind, want to do the same thing. The only bad thing about this is that she's involving innocent lives... So yea, in 9 months time op sister doctors should suggest a btl or ocp to her in postnatal clinic or something..
Rastas 3
Does she want an Australian baby? Because I would love to help out ;)
faither 0
your mean