Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
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LaColombianita 26
That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.
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ilove80smetal 8
Man why bring kids into the world if you can't support them and you don't really want them. The kids don't deserve that. Honestly call social services, I know their you nieces and nephews but they'd be way better off in the care of another person
switchgurl20 17
I stand corrected an no I wasn't kidding... Ethnographic division into races from Meyers Konversationslexikon of 1885-90 is listing: 1.Caucasian races (Aryans, Hamites, Semites) 2.Mongolian races (northern Mongolian, Chinese and Indo-Chinese, Japanese and Korean, Tibetan, Malayan, Polynesian, Maori, Micronesian, Eskimo, American Indian), 3.Negroid races (African, Hottentots, Melanesians/Papua, “Negrito”, Australian Aborigine, Dravidians, Sinhalese) So she made one child too many lol. And yes I get what op was trying to say.
maronofhearts 19
I fail to see any Hispanic races on your chart there.
ForeverAloneGal 23
Tell your sister her ****** isn't a clown car. She doesn't need to breed.
IsMyWenieHard 0
Your hoe ass sister needs to close her legs because all she does is over populate the earth with her brain dead twat babies
brilliantideas 6
Sounds like an attempt at reality tv. Seriously, your sister may be suffering from a mental disorder. Social services NEEDS to hear why this teen continues to have children. For the safety of your sister and children.
moriahss_29 0
push her down the stairs and make her get tubs cut that pathica
desertpunk75 11
She models herself after some anorexic movie star that's obsessed with babies. At least Joliee has the money to do it. FYL
linnie_wesker 20
OP I know it's scary but you should tell social services. Obviously there's something wrong with your sister, so how could she possibly be a good mother? She doesn't actually want to be a mother she just wants to collect children... there's a huge difference. Chances are she's going to neglect and possibly even abuse the children, so think of them! They need you!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow your sister is a ****, and what's worse, I guarantee she's living off the tax payers' money. People like that don't deserve welfare, food stamps, or WIC checks. She doesn't care about the kids and won't do whatever she can to raise them, she'll just collect them like trophies. Tell social services ASAP, no matter what. She deserves to have the kids taken away from her and to have a hysterectomy. I hate girls like that...
avoidthegirl 6
This is why people should have to pass a background check before they're allowed to have children. Mentally unstable? No kids for you. Doing it to be like your idol? No kids for you. Already on welfare? No kids for you. Under the age of 21 and broke? HELL NO, NO KIDS FOR YOU.