Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite the fact that we are well off and desperate to be parents, my sister refuses to let us adopt her unborn baby, and intends to “raise him on her own.” We earn twice what she does and have been trying to conceive or adopt for 7 years, and she doesn’t even have a husband. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
Today, I told my almost 18 year-old that she couldn’t go to a school event because I needed her to watch her younger siblings so I could go out with my sisters. She scoffed, “You have four baby daddies and not one can babysit?” and then went to the event anyway. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
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Top comments
LaColombianita 26
That's just sad. She shouldn't be bringing babies into the world if she can't even support them. Angelina Jolie has the money to do that.
DontClickOnMe 28
Wow, 19 years old and four kids.. That's too many kids for that age.
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Comments (303)
snafu63 0
that's a great reason to bring children into this world, I'm sure her parenting skills are top notch.
sweetpea41800 0
Do
Nataleena 1
Too much reproduction. Zero parenting.
badactor009 0
19? She is just getting started.
NakedPixels 15
Well, at least she didn't say OctoMom.
Justin23L 2
I see she's not the brigtest crayon in thr variety pack.
t765234 10
I think she's more like the box.
bdathorne 6
It's great if she wants to have kids and sleep around, but she needs to wait until she's financially able to support them all, without the help of her parents. That's maturity.
dansco 25
Tell her she can have a new career - hooker! She obviously loves sex lol. Or use that womb for good and rent it out for people who can't have kids... ;)
perdix 31
Why the **** would social services give a shit about what some stupid ****'s brother or sister has to say?
marisadc79 0
Wow, I agree the girl isn't smart and is making bad decisions but **** is a pretty harsh term. No man would ever call a woman that, not a true one anyway. If the kids aren't being cared for I think they'd care very much.
perdix 31
Did you read the story? I don't use the term loosely, so if there was ever a time to use it, this would have to be it.
WordSmyth 2
Nah, didn't you know? ***** don't exist. That shit's made up, pure fiction.
marisadc79 0
Those poor kids and sounds to me like your sister needs so serious therapy and medication. If she isn't properly caring for her children I hope you call child services. Four kids at 19, wow, that's sad and for the silliest reason imaginable. Might tell her she's no Angelina.
thiscrazything 1
Medication can't fix stupid.
nature_girl_08 14
no #91, but it can numb it. :3 anyway, this is...wow. just absolutely bonkers. my mom grew up in this kind of situation. my grandmother had he first kid when she was 14, and had 5 more over the course of her teenager/early adult years. that was just too many kids for her or my grandpa to adequately take care of, but they did it anyway, and they ended up living in very poor conditions. come on, people. if you can't afford to take care of your children, then dont have sex or use protection, if you care about their well-being at all...