Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't have to sit on campus so long to print it all out. It just got delivered in Arizona today. I live in New York. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML
Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML
Today, I get home and there's a package waiting for me. I ordered something online 2 weeks ago for a girl I like. She's not available anymore. No refunds. FML
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, I had to hear my housemate complain about an order being delayed. The last couple of orders took two months to arrive, and she decided to order yet again from that company, so she checks daily and I have to hear about it. FML
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I was so tired that I thought the item I'd ordered a few months ago had been delivered then stolen, so I emailed the company about it. When I checked back on the website, I realized it hadn't actually been delivered yet and I read the invoice wrong. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML
Today, I was wondering why the new book series I'd ordered hadn’t arrived. I ordered new books because my mom constantly bitched at me about being on the internet too often. She took my laptop away to "teach me a lesson". Only I need my laptop to get the confirmation number to track my books. FML
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HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
East? I thought you said weast.
RichardPencil 32
I guess sitting on campus printing won't seem so bad compared to driving to Arizona to pick up your documents. Be sure you see The Grand Canyon.
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derpina72 23
What the Hell? Did you have a previous Arizona address or something? I sincerely hope you find a way to get your printer or at least a refund, OP!
Joshwarrior 39
Yeah I need to know if op entered the wrong address or amazon completely dropped the ball and ****** up before I vote. Either way it should be a relatively quick fix if you have prime.
lexiieeex3 32
OP here --nope, no previous address. They're sending a new one my way but it's going to take another two weeks. Oh well, to the library I go...
Oceanborn_fml 24
Why does it take two weeks to deliver a printer, though?
skippydoda 32
10 business days would be about two weeks
Joshwarrior 39
Eh im sorry that sucks, but I'm surprised they didn't offer to overnight it since they messed up. In the meantime have fun at the library op (:
derpina72 23
Thank goodness they aren't double charging you, though. I bought gifts for my brother and sister-in-law online once, and I ended up getting charged twice for each gift....It was some kind of mess up on PayPals side.
clair_brodie 35
For future reference, you can get amazon prime at half the price with a student email address.
BatmanUnderwear 15
Well, good luck with that OP!
OtakuTaco 15
Post an update when you find out wtf happened here.
RichardPencil 32
I guess sitting on campus printing won't seem so bad compared to driving to Arizona to pick up your documents. Be sure you see The Grand Canyon.
man_in_black08 28
Um..isnt the grand canyon in nevada?
RichardPencil 32
Nope, Arizona. I live just 80 miles away
Lalala579121 28
You're probably thinking death valley, 26. I believe that's in Nevada.
k_cummins 21
Definitely Arizona, it is "the Grand Canyon state" after all
jwolt92 13
Death Valley is in California. Try again
Lalala579121 28
Well it's close to Nevada. I guess you learn something new every day.
Stripez234 16
Geography is hard. The only cool thing in Nevada is Sin City
Chrysic 20
The person who delivered the package has it all figured out op 1.Start delivering package 2.Somehow get package delivered to a random address in Arizona 3.????? 4.Profit
ApeTheGreatApe 11
Needs more ? I literally lol'd
HeavyWeaponsGuy 21
East? I thought you said weast.
tounces7 28
Lots of Spongebob lovers here clearly :)
Unlucky1232 20
weast? You're fired again.
species4872 20
Don't you guy's have computer shops nearby so you can just drop in and buy one instead of ordering one online Or is it to much trouble to actually go out and buy something these days?
Korra_fml 23
Maybe Amazon had a better deal on them then a local shop... it happens
species4872 20
Ok.
JEHR 13
Obviously you've never been a university student where saving a couple bucks online really counts.
species4872 20
Never was able too back then, The kids go to uni though. So what I get down voted because I never went?
JEHR 13
No, I think you're getting downvoted because your original comment comes off as condescendingly implicating laziness on OPs behalf when (1) most people are aware that purchases can typically be made cheaper online, especially with regard to technology, and that is an obvious motive, not laziness; and (2) you don't need to go to university to be aware that students are typically on a shoestring budget.
worldclassrager 41
That disaprinting... Apologies about the horrible pun
_Adog2645 24
You should be sorry
katcollege16 18
by the time you actually receive it the semester will be over
Amy78_fml 11
I had a keyboard being delivered from Amazon. It was suppose to be next day delivery, but two days later it's status changed to out for delivery. However the city was an hour and a half away. I contacted amazon and they were really cool about it. They refunded the next day shipping costs, credited me a month for Amazon Prime and sent a new keyboard out that was delivered the next day. No telling what happened to the original keyboard, it never arrived.