Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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honeypixi01 0
Don't worry, she'll die alone.
reddawn85 8
That's what first dates are for, bud.
mynewaccount 8
I'm sorry, people these days.
JuicyX 0
You're really pretty.
meggo91 9
i slap the bitch i hate it when ppl use that word its not right i have a learnig disbility im glad my bf dnt judge me by that youll find a better girl :))
Darklord53 0
I'm guessing by what I can manage to read of that, you have dyslexia?
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Ohhhh! You just got dyssd!
aylaa_fml 3
Rude.
jjdominguez 0
I hav a learning disability too I hav 3 actualy
usmcsniper16 0
retard
liy223 6
She keeps treating people like that, she'll be the one eating alone for a very long time.
Grimmerie 31
soooo not all people with autism are highly intelligent. less than 1% are savant. as for the rest, autistic people are pretty normal in the range of intelligence. while some may fixate on a topic of choice and be extremely knowledgeable in that field, just like everyone else, intelligence is individual and not determined by their disability.
Grimmerie 31
that was meant for the ... other ... 18. hey mods, what hell?
karagarren 8
you're probably right. people with autism typically have high IQs
zombiekitten87 12
No they do not. People with autism typically have low to average iq's
Karmarocks946 9
You'ready wrong on that. The ones with low iq are actually in the minority
Angelrose2004 17
She has a pretty low iq herself if she thinks people with autism are "retarded." I'm sure they are 20x smarter than her! What a bitch!
ilovemyjohnnyboy 0
Totally agree! ****** bitch!
amayalives4music 1
She wouldn't ever realize it. And she would still be going out with you. Sorry, but I think she's an idiot.
Palirose 22
You don't need her, on behalf of every stupid dumb bitch like her I want to apologize. You can do way better than her anyways.
ohSNAPyall 27
20 for a stupid dumb bitch, you're surprisingly perceptive and thoughtful.
tsim_fml 0
Forget that bitch.
HSOMGF 5
Good riddance. She totally did you a favor. Autistic people are incredibly intelligent and sensitive individuals. I know a man who is autistic and I enjoy his company more than most. **** her. You deserve better.
perdix 31
I can't believe I'm reading such a bigoted, prejudiced stereotype! Is it supposed to be "PC" if the generalization happens to be positive? Some autistic people are nucking futs, and are neither intelligent nor sensitive.
docscientist 10
Jesus Christ, positive stereotypes are just as bad as negatives.
zombiekitten87 12
Honestly, that's not true. Even sone high-functioning autistic people are very low intelligence. I've seen people all over the spectrum from mid-functioning/ high IQ to high-functioning/low IQ, you can make a blanket statement on something as diverse as autism (and all other diseases on the spectrum). Autistic people tend to fixate on one thing and know everything there is to know about it and can come across as very knowledgeable, but that doesn't equal high intelligence. One kid I worked with was a genius at things like video games, but read at a 2nd grade level.
gurly98 13
Actually if an ausistic person has one thing that nobody knows how to do they're considered sevant
omggtfomi 1
100 you obviously don't need to work with people who are autistic because Autistic people are highly inteligent. if you did your reserch you'd know that they can do several things that people without autism cannot. For example we have a much deeper understanding of how others close to us might feel and we also understand animals more deeply than others. You should pick up book called "autism and the god connection" it will help you understand people like us much better then you obviously do now
all4pooh 4
#158 A savant is someone who is legally retarded(that is the actual term) but has an incredible skill
zombiekitten87 12
259 - you are making a blanket statement and you're wrong. I don't need to read a book when I live with it and work with it. Truly, there are very intelligent autistic people, but absolutely not "all" of them are.