Jigll
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gingerbread
Yerevan, Armenia
Geyser
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Anonymous
Hangover
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Chain reaction
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pace yourself
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
theRoomie
United States
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
okthen
Pittsburgh, United States
Great date
Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
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ballshhhhh 0
Are you ******* retarded?! Alcoholics can suck my vodka-soaked dick.
elephantom12 9
I think you forgot to put your shirt on before you took that picture.
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Comments (57)
Raptor46 4
ma god, learn to control your drink man
potatosrock 10
You can't even say sober for your " beloved's" birthday party. Sounds like an alcoholic. YDI
zombiegold 23
When life gives you lemonade, add vodka.
friedeggyolive 7
I hate that. Don't be the drunkard that ruins the party by guzzling alcohol and a) puking b) being loud and obnoxious and/or c) starting loud fights over nothing. DON'T BE THAT GUY (or girl, as is often the case!)
thegreat8 1
Hahaha! At least you didn't blow your best friend's **** like I did last time I got shitfaced.
ennamae17 9
Well that's just embarrassing.
Ajwc101 24
Wow
My_Life24 22
Hahahahahah. No more drinking for you!
sam_wolves 28
that sucks
Bquillero16 18
Well it's the thought that counts right? She'll get it eventually ;)