XanderFierce
Camperdown, Australia
Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.
Zekfen 17
Return it with a picture from the movie of the ****** with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.
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Comments (21)
Glowworm56 27
I guess your cat misinterpreted the definition of a vibrator being a great toy to entertain your pussy with.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.
Zekfen 17
Return it with a picture from the movie of the ****** with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.
Nadine 21
****** DENTATA
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
look for one of an unshreddable material there is a large enough industry that they will have one designed to be cat proof
acmariner99 25
Everyone’s a critic
RichardPencil 32
That’s pretty catty!
dexter420 21
Yeah. Probably. Or maybe🧐..... ITS A CAT
dudeisuck 7
atleast one of your kittens was satisfied!
DanielleinDC 34
You might want to put it in a box where she can't get it.. And yes, I have toys, and yes, I have a cat, and she doesn't get to them.
RichardPencil 32
She can’t always keep it in her box. Only during play time.
julfunky 29
Or you can put it in your dresser drawer. That’s always a classic hiding spot.
psycobunnymamafox 13
My cat can open the drawers but he's never gotten at my toys
chosha_fml 27
Thou shalt have no other gods before her.