Today, during a firework show, my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
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stardustjunkie 12
You should play classical music when fireworks are going off, it's supposed to calm animals down. Works with our cat! We put his bed in a room with classical music playing and he'll sleep straight through the fireworks instead of being sick with stress. I know it sounds crazy..
badluckdawson 19
How does someone deserve this?
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Comments (63)
Talooka 10
Was her opinion as strong as the smell?
Omniprism 15
Next time give her a doggie sedative. Most dogs hate the fireworks.
gravyhonk 3
Poor doggie and you! One of my dogs is terrified of thunder and fireworks, so I bought her a kennel large enough for both of my dogs to lay together and put them in it together when we are out during a storm or the 4th, with a blanket over it and cozy blankets inside. It is a safe space.
jw90 18
I know how you feel OP. my dogs go nuts when the fireworks start going off.
Not_Impressed13 9
Sorry to hear your dog is so sensitive to the sound. :( Mine act the same with fireworks and thunderstorms - minus the crapping, thankfully. I have simply gotten into the habit of leaving music on for him. seems to work. :)
kernelkat 16
I feel your pain my dog is scared of fireworks too. Fortunately he just hides under the bed and shakes.
lagrimae 9
That's why I have my dogs veterinary prescription pills.
FlashOfHope 10
I am sorry, but i can't really say i feel bad for you. Mostly because I know animal behavior very well. Most animals stop reacting to fireworks when they are with their people. It makes them feel safe when they are with someone. Locking them up only stresses them out more. A perfect example...My horse use to freak out and hurt himself with fireworks. After the second vet bill for stitches, I put a halter and lead on him and kept him with me while my family and I were lighting off our fireworks. No injuries or freakouts of any kind on new years or the 4th anymore. Did the same thing with my puppy this year. After the first few, he settled down. It's amazing what spending time with your pets can do to keep them safe.
KiddNYC1O 22
Dogs are scared of fireworks because fireworks sounds like their owner whistling then being abruptly shot.
xs4u 13
awwwwwww! poor thing must have been scared shitless with all the bangs and bright sparks. adddddorable!!!!