UnidentifiedFun
Troy, United States
Today, I got hit between the legs with a kayak. FML
UnidentifiedFun tells us more.
Alright, some of you need clarification.. So my friend and I were paddle boarding/kayaking (she had the kayak), and I decided to backfloat in the water for a bit, as it was smooth waters and a relaxing day. But alas, my friend thought it would be hilarious to full-steam ahead into my crotch. Needless to say, it was a painful experience.
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Exodiafinder687 58
I wonder if it would hurt more to be hit by a kayak oar a canoe.
ItsAUnicorn 27
That still ******* hurts though
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Comments (67)
aliezzo 19
Well at least you're a woman.
ItsAUnicorn 27
That still ******* hurts though
FelixJC 14
You don't need testicles for that to be painful, you know.
timakinz 21
But there would be higher multitudes of pain if you did indeed have male parts.
Cass_x 22
Interesting fact; the ******** is made from the same tissues as the tip of the penis.
WilliamMurderfac_fml 23
You don't feel getting hit between the legs with the tip of the penis.
Cass_x 22
Well.. No.. I didn't say that, did I?
deltoren 11
You implied it
AGB10 19
Something fishy about this one
terrorwatt 18
Ouch. Hope it didn't hurt for too long, OP. :(
SwagLord99 11
Lol.
AGB10 19
That's a fishy tale
Mightyrif 23
Knock Knock
jerryj 27
Who's there?
Mightyrif 23
Kayak.
jaydots 16
good one
Exodiafinder687 58
Kayak who?
feven 32
Canoe tell a funny kayak joke?
Mightyrif 23
Kay-Yaking and start paddling!
EmoKami 21
"Knock knock Who's there? Kayak Kayak who? Kayak in the who-ha" That's how that should have happened, haha...ocd much? XD
gintwinsmoore 20
lmao
MCRbae 17
must have hurt
Cely988 29
No shit sherlock
mbuck87 19
Was there a little man in it?
jojimugo 20
Sooo much is missing from this story. The when,why,how
jerryj 27
When = "Today"
toaster87 19
@18 except every FML starts with today..
buckdharma 38
Would have made more sense if it was a dinghy.