Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Maybe they saw all those movies where the girl hires an actor to propose to her. That's how I got my fiancé.
Cwizer 17
I'm sorry that's rough
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Comments (96)
noobsatin 19
nothing like supportive parents.
perdix 31
Maybe they think you're just "**** buddies" who are trying to get free appliances and silverware from your friends and families.
ShiiteDisturber 9
Hey it worked for me so I don't see why it wouldn't work for others.
whathefuckislife 11
**** 'em.
Readoll 13
Well you'll save money by not inviting them to the wedding
dmklake 14
Maybe once you get married and start giving them grand children, they will start to believ it. That must be difficult.
ao34501 5
The joke is on them. You have boyfriend who loves you and is going marry you. Congrats on the engagement as well as finding someone who loves you and plans on it for the rest of his life.
G_bear24 9
Well your wedding will be interesting then.....
LaLince 40
Did you say yes?
strike2867 13
Why do you care? Do what you're expected to, invite them as necessary, forget about what they think.
buckdharma 38
have his image photo shopped out of your wedding album just for ***** and giggles.