Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as "he girl I'm going to marry." His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML
Today, I introduced my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years to my friends. I told him how my friends jokingly call him my imaginary Internet boyfriend. He thought it was so funny that when they met, he claimed to be my cousin, saying that I paid him to pretend to be my boyfriend. They believed him. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Maybe they saw all those movies where the girl hires an actor to propose to her. That's how I got my fiancé.
Cwizer 17
I'm sorry that's rough
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Comments (96)
Shade1982 21
Obviously not a YDI, but you really need to start caring less about what your parents think of your situation and care more for yourself.
poisongirl708 11
Agree what jerks.
poisongirl708 11
Ban them from the wedding and from being possible grandparents. That will give them regrets
sanecatlady 13
My parents would probably think the same thing. And what's more, they'd be right.
daydreamer244 13
lol. Your parents sound like conspiracy theorists or something.
kirkklkl 4
Maybe your actually schizophrenic and he really doesn't exist.
m4green 3
**** 'em, it's their deal if they can't be happy for you
TheKingOfHearts 19
I vote that you leave them out of your wedding.
fantasyworld 39
Forget them. Have them foot the bill for the wedding.
cinamntoastsatn 10
We'll see how much of a joke it is when you show up with their grandchild
bluefairy_fml 24
They'd probably call the police, thinking she has kidnapped someone else's child :))