Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
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marcranger 29
The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!
AbstraktThoughts 13
You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!
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Comments (151)
JMichael 26
Oh and it'll listen to you and not cheat on you! It's like the perfect boyfriend!
Melkboy 7
Boo ******' hoo, you want a tissue? So what, have fun with the pillow, enjoy your quiet time alone, do some fun activities, listen to some music. You don't need a boyfriend to exist.
kingTaz 6
Hopefully your ex found a less needy chick!
blazingshot147 19
Well I hope you get a loving boyfriend that can do things your pillow can do and more.
anythingwilldo 10
Which anime?
asherm 15
Me too. But in my case, I realized he wanted to cuddle with my friend, so I got rid of that shit and I'm better off :)
Dcm210 19
I'm sorry op, I hope you feel better
jjmiller1001 17
on the news this morning they had a family that for Christmas got to watch their daughter die from cancer this morning. I feel so bad for you. NOT!
crash132118 3
Same with my mom she had a husband though I'm so sorry
InjrU 3
That's better! Merry Christmas you lucky bastard!