Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
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marcranger 29
The pillow's better. It won't snore, drool, hump your leg at 3 a.m., or hog the covers. Merry Christmas, OP, and look on the bright side!
AbstraktThoughts 13
You're not alone! You have the FML community :) *hug* Merry Christmas and brighten up!
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Comments (151)
Ieri 31
I'm dying to know which character it is...
ImBenMan 5
Ditto so hard
lkb307 21
hey. I'm alone. No family what few friends I have are well meaning but I wont intrude on their family stuff. I feel out of place anyway. Me and my dog watch tv relax and wait for all this false spirit to pass then we get on with our lives,
JoJo91_fml 8
which anime character?? inquiring minds wanna know LOL...
newburton13 26
I'd take that over a boyfriend any day!
Ihavegas 22
how is this a bad thing???
theduder2013 5
Really.... You deserved it
moimoimoi125_fml 11
Clearly, as we can deduce from the huge amount of information we have of her life.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
I'd dearly love to know how she "deserved it." Enlighten us, oh wise sage of the FML community.
MisterDoge 14
Ill trade places with you.
mage1414 14
I think I'd take the pillow
gabygabs 8
at least you have that! i have none...breaking up two weeks before Christmas....:"(
casep 4
You're better that way. Enjoy while you can!