Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML
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DommeAshlee 11
This is OP. Mama and babies are safely tucked away in the guest bedroom. The mom put up one hell of a fight and i have the scratches to prove it. All six kittens are doing fine. Spoke to my friend, she admitted to lying about spaying the cat. I told her she could pay the vet bills and buy me a new mattress.
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kawaiisakura 12
Well that sounds fair for what she did. Enjoy the adorable kitten stage while it lasts!
misspulkadot24 17
Aww kittens! Take a bunch of pictures of them in teacups and shit and become famous on the Internet! Remember OP, the teacup is half FULL. Of kittehs.
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qchabs4lifeqc 7
Damn friend :p
jerzjay 17
You definitely cracked under the pressure of having the first comment, better luck next time
buddy51 23
Don't worry OP, you will be rewarded for your kindness!
zandalee 20
Yes you will! With lots and lots of *******!
Abenti 8
This gives "Pussy-whipped" a whole new meaning.
Old unused 13
If you're going to have a cat pun, please make it a good one.
Matt_greener 8
Its a "cat"astrophe.
Austin_Burkes 6
Ba Dum Psh.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I giggled.
Catkam623 27
Your pussy not only made you into a pussy but had more of them in the process
Lionesse 15
Oh no. Here come all the cat puns. Give me a moment. I have to paws and think of one.
misspulkadot24 17
Aww kittens! Take a bunch of pictures of them in teacups and shit and become famous on the Internet! Remember OP, the teacup is half FULL. Of kittehs.
KingDead 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I rather have my cup fully emptied and filled to the brim, with beer. ;]
ladyLALAA 29
^ Debbie Downer Alert!
BlueFlatts 20
How does one have an empty cup and a full cup at the same time? It appears that a cat's caught your tongue.
titibug823 11
set up a pen for them, grab the cat by the scruff of her neck and put her in, then put her babies in... and get new sheets..
xTrepidation 14
Grabbing the mother by the neck may not work and I believe it can hurt them when they're older. It'll work great for the kittens because they instanly freeze, they look like little zombies. When my friends cat had kittens she turned aggresive if you attempted to pick her up by her neck. Since OP's cat is already stressed and overprotective it might be a bad idea.
Sputnikspak 13
^This. Leave MamaCat alone for a few days, let her settle in, THEN make her a cozynice space and gently move her. Don't touch the scruff of an adult cat. Also, feed her more, high-protein food. Nursing Mama needs extra nutrition.
Salimitis 8
My adult cats react perfectly fine to scruffing, but I do agree with waiting for the Mom cat to settle in. If your cat is heavy, you just have to support their bottom. Both of mine still freeze in place when I scruff them. One is 3 years old, and the other is 1.5. OP might also wait until the Mom cat leaves to go to the litter box, or to eat, close the door, and then move the kittens to a little cozy box with bedding that is close by. It's sad that OP didn't have much time to bond with the Mom cat before she had her litter. The cat might be more trusting.
Quiet_one 22
Adult cats can be scruffed, but you can hurt them if you pick them up by the scruff without providing support somewhere else. Scruffing is really useful for picking up an especially uncooperative cat without getting bitten and clawed to death, you just need to scoop your other hand under the cat's back end so the entire body weight isn't hanging on the scruff.
greenfishbait 19
I would totally trade kittens for a couple of nights on the couch. Consider yourself lucky, OP.
FailBear920 19
At least you have some pussy in your bed!
Petrichor_fml 7
Your icon makes your comment much more amusing
akiahara 14
Your friend's a douche.
zandalee 20
Your friends a bath.
lambda_fml 40
Aw-me-gawd, thats a Catastrophy!
Old unused 13
Okay, get ready for the cat puns!
Matt_greener 8
I ALREADY USED THAT ONE D:
lambda_fml 40
#46 please dont shout. I wrote that a whole day before you. Your comment is #45, mine is #13.
Matt_greener 8
#89 okok i'm sorry :( but i did't see it, so that means were both smart.