Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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Top comments
Seegtease 0
How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.
mehungie2 3
That happens to me too, sadface :(
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Comments (257)
fylindeed22 0
How is this an FML? Big deal, you didn't get a text. Maybe go out and be more social instead of posting on FML about your lack of texts and the epic disappointment that comes along with it, and more people WILL text you. I wouldn't say your life is ****** at all.
kurry 0
eh
peel_fml 0
Happens to me all the time, and it is dissapointing. But far from worthy of an fml...
Coban3 0
this happens to me all the time.....:(
bananaboat427 0
If this is your FML story, your life is pretty damn good.
mrhahn530 0
whats with these stupid 13 year olds who think their lives suck over stupid shit like this? I'd hate to see what happens if they ever have a REAL problem...
candyxpopcorn 0
Today, I wasted 5 seconds reading an FML that isn't even worth telling to the world. FML Now that's an FML.
Person_Man 0
#122 is right i dont ******* care if your phone lights up, and you are a stupid person who is eager for attention.
DonMicky 0
If you are really pathetic enough for a text to be a highlight of your life and a grand disappointment at the lack of one, then you should just save us the trouble of reading more of your crap and off yourself.
dreams_infinity_fml 0
lame. not fml material