Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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Top comments
Seegtease 0
How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.
mehungie2 3
That happens to me too, sadface :(
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Comments (257)
BrannFYR 0
FYL You must have an awfully petty life
trackrunner525 0
#104...we gotta keep driving the point home :-p P.S. - This is not a FML! lol
Nandian90 0
I think this happens to everyone, don't think it's a FML
0___0 9
How did this get through moderation? At least you have a phone..
angel_devil_gurl 0
happens to me too :(
LolCows 0
OMFG YUR LIEF IZ TOTE RUINDEDEDED
FMLeah 6
Once, I didn't get a text message either. That was a terrible year right there.
frootloop25 0
ANOTHER STUPID FML??? WHO MODS THESE??? And ALL THE GOOD ONES DIDN'T EVEN GO THROUGH. WTF?
frootloop25 0
Also, this FML would make a great youtube video. You spoiled brat.
ferboy2 0
haha. happens to me all the time!! not really a FML though, but i feel ya!