Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I was so happy to hear my phone go "Ding" that I jumped for joy out of my couch. It was actually a character on my TV getting a text. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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Seegtease 0
How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.
mehungie2 3
That happens to me too, sadface :(
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Comments (257)
hsdtt03 0
get over it.
suaveneanderthal 0
Today, I was letting my phone charge and i saw it light up, i figured it was just done charging so i didnt bother to check it and i fell asleep. Turns out my girlfriend had sent me a picture message of her naked and covered in whipped cream telling me to come to her house asap. FML There is a fml what happened to you was just a damn mistake. get the hell over it
amatthew_03 0
This is an fml? How is this an fml? This happens to me a lot...
the_poop_bandit 0
OH MAN YOUR LIFE BLOWS. idiot, this happened to me earlier today. is it unfair of me to guess you are fairly spoiled?
SmoothTalker 0
OMG OUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!...seriously this is the most retarded fml ever wtf were the moderators thinking
destron 0
Do you really need to share the mundane details of your life with the internet? Get a blog.
Rainbow_Monkey 0
How the **** is this accepted as an FML?
UNLCKYBTCH 0
I'm getting really pissed with all these FMLs that are far from worthy of being posted
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Damn, people. How many times do you have to repeat the same thing? :|
rxysurfbum07 0
LOL. That happens to me.