Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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Top comments
StalkerChick 13
I'm surprised that your boyfriend would allow you to sit in his brother's lap. o_o
onedayinamsterda 14
He's just happy to see u ;)
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Comments (73)
bugmenotmofo 34
Men can't control it, you know. Your boyfriend could either let his brother drive (and set you into his lap), or your brother could sit in your lap.
sisco2901 20
Oh well, am I the only one or is op hinting that a 'poking sensation' was not how this whole business (or OP's boyfriend's brother) finished on that bumpy part of road.... Just sayin'.
cornyrob 33
Bouncing on his stiffy might be painful for him
sisco2901 20
I sincerely doubt that, sir.
Chanti_fml 26
"Yeah, take it away Ern, It's gonna be a bumpy ride!" - the shrunken head from the Knight Bus
jem970 19
It was no longer funny cuz you had to explain :-( a harry potter fan would have caught it.
Warden1986 16
Dam muggle!
dupot420 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he was just trying to share and help his brother out. You should of grinded on his stiffy and got him off.
Senseless_487 29
Aside from being needlessly graphic, that's just...no. No, no, no.
barefootchic 6
Yay, inter-family threesome relationship! ....? Even if the brothers were okay with it, no girl in her right mind would be.
dunker_fml 4
Shitty Oklahoma roads. Are you first cousins?
doodlecloud 27
Awkward...but to be fair, sitting like that isn't very safe anyway. Dunno about where you live but it's illegal in the UK. So maybe only sit the intended number in the car next time? All problems solved..
Apple_2404 11
What kind of a man would allow that? You would think he would have just had his brother drive and sat with you himself. Not okay.
RedPillSucks 33
well, we don't know how old the brother is or if he can drive
WrongRomance 11
Why didn't your boyfriend let his brother drive while you sat on your own boyfriend's lap? Unless the brother is underage, then I understand.
hnz 13
The qns is how old is his brother?
californianking1 8
OMGOODGOD!!! Ughhh