Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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Top comments
StalkerChick 13
I'm surprised that your boyfriend would allow you to sit in his brother's lap. o_o
onedayinamsterda 14
He's just happy to see u ;)
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Comments (73)
RedPillSucks 33
so, was there a warm wet sensation after the bump?
Blurgas 16
I fully expect to see a FML come up along the lines of "I started getting an erection from my brothers' girlfriend sitting in my lap when I noticed we were about to hit a bumpy road" I know a lot of guys wouldn't mind a girl sitting in their lap, but would you really want even a 100lb girl in your lap when you hit a bumpy road? "Crunch" comes to mind...
Neongreenme 8
is there a reason you had to go???? Guys get hard on's!
panda_lou 11
Why did the three of you have to go to the store? Was there no other vehicle? Couldn't one of you had just stayed behind?
DumbingOfAmerica 9
Just give your boyfriend's brother his jollies and chalk it up to a good deed.
BananerzFresh 12
Any normal boyfriend would not allow this.
diaspora_fml 26
It's fascinating how the majority seem to feel that "a real man would not allow his girlfriend" to do that. This not only makes her in the wrong for her actions, but also for failing to obtain permission from her man for her actions.
Ylianaxoxo 9
At least it wasn't your own brother ! :D
godfathermock 19
And all of you needed to go?
AgaveLoco 5
Then, enjoyed the trip?