Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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StalkerChick 13
I'm surprised that your boyfriend would allow you to sit in his brother's lap. o_o
onedayinamsterda 14
He's just happy to see u ;)
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Comments (73)
RougeRamirez 8
SURPRISE BUTTSECKSA!!!!
ultra_notorious 26
obviously your bf likes his car more than you or he would have let his bro drive and you sit on his lap or not even bring his bro in the first place
lux0rd 18
Maybe neither the brother or girlfriend had a licence?
fyrfyter 4
Maybe he had a banana in his pocket!
perdix 31
Your boyfriend drives a two-seater while his brother drives a one-seater.
barefootchic 6
If the brother was old enough, he should have driven and you sat with your boyfriend- Although his reaction might have been the same. Oh well, life goes on OP!
geod69 8
Lucky brother
kiwienne 21
I wanna boom bang bang with your body, yo, we're gonna rough it up before we take it slow, girl. Let me rock you, rock you like a rodeo... It's gonna be a bumpy riiiiiide :D
bakerella 29
gross. and that wasn't an appropriate decision on your boyfriend's part
tygerarmy 35
The brother might not intended to get a boner, it just happens. Back in highschool when we'd cram in the car if I got stuck with someone's GF on my lap I'd try to tuck it out of the way to prevent that. OP unless your BF's brother is a perv think nothing of it.
markuskind 7
It wasnt his fault op. It just happens.
XRaYKaT 3
BOINNGGGGG!!!