Dumbass
Netherlands
Waiting for Godot
Today, I'm still waiting for my ex, who yesterday afternoon told me that he'd be here within the hour. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Timeshare
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
aireeahna
Cedar Rapids, United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Welcome home!
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get me out of here!
Today, because I'm still the emergency contact for my ex, I'm waiting to take him home after a routine surgery. I'm also trapped with his potential next girlfriend, who showed up and is trying to become best friends with me. She has giggled after every sentence for the past three hours like she's twelve. FML
Sash
United Kingdom
Overenthusiastic
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
eleonor
France
Doppelganger
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Anonymous
That was quick
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Anonymous
Slipping
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Top comments
whyamiaddictedtothis 8
Legends say that shes still waitin in 3020
raven_of_azarath 35
Either your ex lied, or you need to be checking hospitals.
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Comments (7)
raven_of_azarath 35
Either your ex lied, or you need to be checking hospitals.
bloopaloop 27
How about your “next”? Where they at?
ojoRojo 27
Hope you’re not holding your breath
whyamiaddictedtothis 8
Legends say that shes still waitin in 3020
EmDizzle2007 28
there's a LOT of missing information here
WistayShlaio82 13
I see why you’re an ex. Stop being a welcome mat.
Ali Nayeri 4
Why would you want to meet up with your ex tho?