Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
My name is Erik and I work at a library too. Thanks for making me fear going into work tomorrow, buddy.
markcallanan_ 20
That's just... Nasty.
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Comments (58)
martin8337 36
Was it a baby diaper or an adult diaper? Does it make a difference? Depends.
worldclassrager 41
It's amazing on how no one mentioned it previously nor realized they ran over it...I also wonder how whomever brought it in didn't get caught doing that...
pdp_fml 21
The person that might have run over the diaper would not have wanted to clean it up.
tony1891 22
did you remember to keep quiet while cleaning it up?
Demoniq 25
Oh how charming. Imagine actually being the person who is ok with this... Definite FYL OP.
shade19 7
you are hot i would **** you in the birgina
Abbwil 5
well that STINKS
liu_meng 4
you can just pick it up and say how delicious then there will be less people there and you will get an easier life
ooft 8
Sounds like a shit day at work
vikky538 29
i am thinning about the person who saw the diaper in the library and still let the chair roll over it...
kimilicious 9
how did no one smell it?
jeepchick16 3
people are disgusting