Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Top comments
Liveanotherday 0
You shouldn't be looking at **** while at work. If you must look at that kind of thing then do it in the privacy of your home or appartment. Having the discipline to not look at pornography while at work shouldn't be a problem unless you have a serious problem.
Sneak_fml 0
First, it's common knowledge that browsing habits at work are always monitored. Second, why would you look at **** at work? You can't jack off, can you? If you can, why WOULD you?
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Comments (60)
Bemilu 4
You. Are. An. Idiot.
blink_kid 32
Why were you looking at **** at work? Don't you have a job to do?
hurley12 30
YDI, what you don't deserve is to be payed for watching **** instead of doing your job. Why wouldn't they fire you?
Hipnog 15
My guess is that he watched **** at home.
RoninJedi 9
Admitting your problem is the first step to recovery. Or in this case, maybe you should just sack up and get your work done - plenty of time for that other crap at home. Just sayin'.
Neckyl 6
Are you serious? Why would you even complain about something that is so clearly the fault of your own idiocy.
CoriCat 25
Did you ever stop to think that maybe someone was using his computer to look at ****, and that he wasn't the one doing it? It wouldn't be a true fml it he was doing it himself.
hynriech_lord 8
You're at work please have self control.
cwl727 33
This would definitely be a your life sucks if you never looked at **** on your computer. since you did you deserve it.
MsRenoldsEA 19
You definitely did that yourself.