Moon_Glade
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
AHHH_REPTAR
Spearfish, United States
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Teiu88
Niagara Falls, Canada
Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Metal paper?
UniUni 20
Shouldn't paper cuts require paper?
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Comments (15)
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Wait till you accidentally stab yourself with a knife cutting a zip tie.
Tammy Troxel 5
more information please. I get what u mean by paper cut. just a small very thin cut. I want to know what happened.
Dannie1308 11
ow..
False_Stupidity 42
At least you then didn't step on a Lego.
revolvearoundme 15
OMG I feel your pain. Someone didn't fold down the .002 metal shims on the mounting bar and I went to wipe it the bar real quick. Cut 3 fingers and it caught the nail of my pinky, bent under it and sliced under there too. Needless to say. I haven't done that again.