Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, hoping to earn some extra cash, I spent a fortune on a purebred pit bull so I could breed her. To my horror, the ad lied about her and she had already been spayed. When I tried to contact the seller to get my money back, they just replied, “Serves you right, backyard breeder” and blocked me. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, my husband re-homed the puppy I got because he chewed his sandals. I spent $5000 on the puppy, including microchipping, certifications, etc. He told me, “That’ll teach you to stop spending our money on dumb shit.” Oh, and I have to get him new sandals. FML
Today, I overheard my manager tell a customer that it's perfectly safe for dogs to eat grapes if they're seedless. I work in a pet store. FML
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nchic01 17
what?! tell that to my pedigree labraeagleman! i paid a fine fortune for him
Exodiafinder687 58
I hope she didn't take it too ruff.
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Comments (115)
kianaaa32 17
$500 is cheap for that lol, still too expensive for a mutt . This pet store in my area charges $2000 for aussie doodles ( australian shepherd,labrador retriever,poodle mixes) .
kimeatszombies 22
If you're looking for a dog, you should check out shelters first. Adopting changes a dogs future COMPLETELY.
JKPwnage 27
Mutts are actually better because it's less likely that they're inbred
oliveoyle 6
I googled poodle chihuahua beagle mix and they're actually pretty dang adorable!!!
mkcherry 14
people love to trash dog breeders and yet. The orphaneges, shelters, slums, and foster care are full but people are still creating more kids instead of adopting. its a personal choice
kalbrek009 20
I had the unfortunate task once of telling 5 people that their "pure bred" chihuahua's were in fact the combo of a long haired male pom & short haired female chihuahua & that neither parent were AKC registered like my roommate had claimed & that they should ask for the $300-$500 back that they bought the pups for...only to be promptly kicked out by said roommate because "I wouldn't date her" (300 lb schizophrenic on SSI disability because she hears voices that also told her she should rape me) if I didn't become her boyfriend.
sparkinson 2
LOL when I worked as a groomer someone tried to tell me that their Labrador/ Poodle cross was a purebred because both parents were Labrador/poodle crosses too..... I stared at her in shock until I burst out laughing and told her that it doesn't work that way!
pirateprincess 5
What about a Pekauahua?
fantasyworld 39
I don't get why people are obsessed with getting purebreds. A dog's a dog, purebred or not.