Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, hoping to earn some extra cash, I spent a fortune on a purebred pit bull so I could breed her. To my horror, the ad lied about her and she had already been spayed. When I tried to contact the seller to get my money back, they just replied, “Serves you right, backyard breeder” and blocked me. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Today, my husband re-homed the puppy I got because he chewed his sandals. I spent $5000 on the puppy, including microchipping, certifications, etc. He told me, “That’ll teach you to stop spending our money on dumb shit.” Oh, and I have to get him new sandals. FML
Today, I overheard my manager tell a customer that it's perfectly safe for dogs to eat grapes if they're seedless. I work in a pet store. FML
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nchic01 17
what?! tell that to my pedigree labraeagleman! i paid a fine fortune for him
Exodiafinder687 58
I hope she didn't take it too ruff.
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Comments (115)
pandoralilybelle 13
I hope she still keeps the mutt though, breeds are irrelevant...every dog deserves a good home, and cats too.
Mukuro_fml 26
I still don't get why people are so concerned about getting a 'pure breed' dog, when they are more likely to get certain diseases and there are so many cute mutts out there being perfectly healthy and lovely... also, 500$ for a living creature that'll be your best friend for many years is never too much.
momac86 17
My wolfliedor ( wolf collie Labrador ) was the best 14 years of my life :)
gunnerysgt 15
I actually have a lab, pit bull, chihuahua mix... Also, adopt ppl
khorstmye 15
Sometimes mutts are the best dogs out there.
rmllavaneras 19
How thick is this person? Also, why would you pay for a 'pedigreed' dog when you can just adopt them? People sometimes just give the puppies away when their dogs get pregnant. My aunt gave away about 15 German shepherds when her dogs had puppies. And a friend's uncle gave away 7 golden retrievers last year. Pets are one weird industry.
TeacherTeacher 11
This would be a great ad campaign for a shelter. "Only one beahuahuadoodle left! Be the only one in your neighborhood to own this exclusive , one of a kind breed!"
pandalover69 26
That happened to my boyfriend. He paid $100 for a "pure bread" Australian Shepard. Turns out he's a Australian cattle dog corgi mix. Luckily he's a great dog so that $100 was worth it, he's really cute too.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
$100 for a purebred, papered (though obviously yours wasn't) Australian shepherd isn't that much anyway... We paid $1000 for ours from a reputable breeder. And we have her for herding since we live on a farm before anyone bitches me out, haha.
AHotCupOfCoffee 28
That dog is NOT worth $500. Once it's a friend, it's priceless *sheds tear
Brandi_Faith 34
Love this! *sheds tear with you*
rockydify 22
Mutts should be worth more than pure-breds because they (on average) have less congenital diseases.