Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
You should have told her to get a home.
massie21492 0
lol the irony XD
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Comments (83)
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
I think that's "**** HER life!"
stayawakee 0
#28, Serious? If so you're too stupid for words.
Stevefett 0
Maybe she should try decaf next time. Homeless wench.
cumatmebro 0
how did a homeless woman get coffee in the first place?
fmlbaby77 0
comment moderated WTF what kind of site spends all day moderating responses what are they trying to hide?????
l0lkitteh 0
Crap day for you, but stuff like this will be part of your job, OP. Get used to these sucky parts and you will have the rewards soon. Your job will be much more rewarding than most others.
mmeibos 0
time for a carreer change perhaps ?
Herropreez17 0
Someone isn't gonna get their soup for a while ;D
mommydearist 0
What a mean homeless women!
armonicavita 13
Some people..