Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
You should have told her to get a home.
massie21492 0
lol the irony XD
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Comments (83)
underpaid011 0
you need to do more outreach, and refill that coffee cup! /
meeba 2
What is her problem?
aspnet_rules 0
You can't solve the homeless problem by "outreaching" and giving them food no matter what your church tells you. As much as you'd like to think you're making a difference, you're not--you're just helping them stay in their current states. Help them find work, and tell them to get off their asses and apply for a job. YDI
bossybella 0
Lol
jiggyjiggz 0
a bit of insight. touché to you.
jiggyjiggz 0
sry was for 31.
KaitHud 0
I find it hard to believe that you weren't taken to the hospital while you were unconscious here in the US. I don't have insurance and I've never once been denied medical care by a hospital, and when I was recently in an MVA, I got an ambulance ride- without insurance.
deadlydeadd 2
homeless people can totally afford coffees
whazgoodmydood 0
And the homeless person wasted the coffee...another 3 days of begging for her.
iNekoGamergurl 0
are you ******* crazy? is tht a joke? its not funny. no one in their right minds would do that-.-