Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out on a second date with this girl, who touched my bicep when I told her I haven't been to the gym since a long time. She asked me to flex it, I did, and it remained the same size. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, at work, one of my 6 year-old students, who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me, "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said, "Your arms are hairy." FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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Top comments
Sqaud00 17
Nothing better than brutally honest kids to lower your self esteem
skippydoda 32
Children really know how to cut people deep.
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Comments (42)
lennon_ 16
Well since it is camp and she's evil it's probably time to scare her with a Jason mask. I'm totally kidding, but if you're happy with yourself then who cares about a little girls opinion.
achoo123 13
Show 'em your masturbating arm!
LilMissCanadian 22
I love children, but now I'm not so sure...
Elban 20
Since I can already tell you don't even lift bro, discover what a pump is, Broscience
maxxwell9 9
Not everyone can get muscles trust me I've tried for a year straight and nothing happened so he might have the same problem like me.
Paris25_fml 11
One year is not that long in the fitness world. Also, eat everything you can when you are a beginner. The guys you see that are very muscular have been working out for many, many years.
kaylae22 13
Or your not doing it right
maxxwell9 9
What if you have a fast metabolism?
MagnusDeus 24
FML's community confuses me sometimes. Don't worry OP, I don't think you deserved it.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe if you pick her up that might help a bit...or depending on what you flex it might help as well
Gunslingeress 8
Probably not the best idea to pick up little girls at camp.
donuts678 25
Hey OP here, thanks for all the hilarious comments. But I don't understand why so many YDI. I don't have money to go to a gym, so I am working out at home. Guess that's not enough.
OysterPearls 33
I think the voting system is mixed up, it's happened before. You don't deserve that, and good on you for working out at all!
Amama_fml 30
Judging by Op's username, I think he might not be muscled. But that's understandable, donuts are great.
kreesan 10
The struggle of being to sore to flex after arm day maybe ?