Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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cheesecake_love 0
Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.
Shadic 0
Moronic friends for the lose.
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RollrcoasterDude 0
it actually depends on which superman u go on. each sixflags has a different one. some go upside down while others don't. the sixflags closest to me has one that doesn't. but there are flying superman coasters that do. but next time look for a nametag that says sixflags!
Amortifiedperson 0
Ugh... The superman at my sixflags goes up about ohhh....... 75 feet... possibly more.... I'm totally scared of heights...
mrda 0
Ydi for have a retard of a friend.
wi_party_boy 0
I love Great America, and I think that one is the best. I went there for a physics field trip, and it is sweet how it inverts you. Scary though
1985_fml 0
This was the Superman in Gurnee. This is one where you are horizontal. You dont just go up and down like the one in Texas. This one you fly all over the place. Also, there are no secure boxes that are watched by the employees here. You have to pay for a locker which is a complete rip off. Def. file a report at the lost and found. My boyfriend lost his phone on this ride. When we went to lost and found to file a report. The guy in front of us lost his phone on Superman. Except his was the new IPhone 3G.
KerieRenae 0
I was at Six Flags today, but the one in Dallas. There superman in Dallas is waaay different than what you guys are saying.
dan81892 2
sounds like someone owes you a phone
burningxbridges 0
poster here, i just got a user. yes, i totally went to Six Flags in Tx when I live in Chicago. It was in Gurnee, you go upside down. You lay down. and i said in there (had to constrict it though. f 300 char.s) she decided to go on it and gave someone the bag to hold. It was not today, it was last week, but my internet was down. 2 other friends lost things too, one in skinny jeans, like someone suggested (i was too, but still) and someone who left their phone in the shoe bucket. not taking chances there. yeah, i went to the lost and found. but even they said they prob wont get it.
arizonait 0
your a moron. I work at six flags on the superman ride. its pretty obvious who the employees are-their yellow shirts are florescent and employees aren't allowed to hold guests' personal items. If your friend is stupid enough not to realize that and give your stuff to some random guy, then you're stupid to give your stuff to her. BTW, this is exactly why every park has LOCKERSSSSSS!
ImTheAlpha 30
Døn't criticize someone for being a moron when YOU'RE a moron. Use some grammar and proper sense when you're correcting someone.
FTL1234567890 0
haha i moderated this one your friends one of the dumbest people in the world