Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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cheesecake_love 0
Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.
Shadic 0
Moronic friends for the lose.
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k0rnflakes 0
maybe because she explicitly said she didn't want it 2 fall out?
Pointy130 0
Have been there, Have ridden superman, and yes it does go upside-down. and yes, I did see about 12 phones on the ground underneath the coaster.
Jon_fml 4
Do go to LFA?
moonlight_daze 8
Everything is so expensive at Six Flags.. even the pop is overpriced. Why should a can of Pepsi cost that much?
moonlight_daze 8
And yes, motherfuckers, it's called POP not "so-duh". Get it right!
gonzolove 0
But, it says "soda" on the cans.
Apocalyptus 0
105, are you trying to start another stupid argument over which colloqialism is more correct? Soda, pop, sodapop and soft drink are all valid names for the same thing!
moonlight_daze 8
#106, It depends on what region the company is based in. Most soft drink companies don't use either word because they know better. But it does say POP on most concession stands at Six Flags. Although a few might read "soda pop" due to the large number of tourists that go there. And incidentally.. I have a couple cans of Faygo in the fridge that say "Pop" on the can. I have baking soda too. ;-)
ImTheAlpha 30
Pop? Lol, always thøught that was weird. xD I say soda, as well as all my friends, my family, almost everyone I've ever met. I live in Washington, but I've been all over since I was little.
itsbrie 0
oh god i hate that ride superman. i work at great america and some employees do wear blue to be honest.
Stray32 0
Maybe she's colourblind?
junomcguff_fml 0
OMG, force her to give you a new phone. Or ditch her bad friend-ass.
QuarterQueen 0
isn't superman the ride where that girl got her feet cut off on?
WaterMist 0
Why would she give her bag to the employee if she wasn't going on the ride? I call fake.
burningxbridges 0
she. did. go. on. decided last minute, even I didn't know until she got off. that's why i said "she went" in it, but I couldn't ellaborate because of the character constraints.
WaterMist 0
Are you the OP? Why did you post anonymously? Also, this is what you said: "...People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend WHO DECIDED NOT TO RIDE to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned SHE WENT AND ASKED an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him..." You can interpret "She went and asked" as she went up to an employee in navy.
ravenscorne 0
here's a thought. If you hold it n your hand. It won't fall out of your bag. Ydi for not having more common sense.