Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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cheesecake_love 0
Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.
Shadic 0
Moronic friends for the lose.
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chellinha93 0
Wow very smart friend you have... nobody deserves smart people :P
Green12324 0
Depends which Superman you went on. The one in Missouri, near the Illinois border, is just a vertical ride. You go up, you go down, not that dangerous for phones. So if it's that one, well YDI for thinking you'd lose your phone...
epicwinmaster 0
ok superfreestuff needs to go die in a ******* hole.. no one likes you! get some friends and gtfo!!!!!! everyone knows that sites that offer free stuff r a fraud. sure you might get a free ipod after u buy 10 of em.. jesus christ get a real job
redmusketeer 1
actually i work at six flags and yes most of the employees including myself wear yellow but our supervisors wear navy so actually your phone is probably safe with that employee or in lost and found
PenNameHere 0
superman sucks. it goes like 2/3 of the way up the tower and lasts 10 seconds
UrStoopid 0
I'm in Texas & we SIT on the Superman ride at the Six Flags here & it goes upside down as well. BUT there's also an area on the landing where people who are getting on the ride can place any belongings they can't or don't want hold on to or that they don't want to risk losing while on the ride & nothings ever been taken from there considering that the waiting riders are on the opposite side of the landing.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Your friend is a dumbass. She couldn't put it in her pocket? Was a simple task too difficult for her?
sackxattack 0
SIX FLAGS SAINT LOUISSS!!!!
coldplaylive2003 0
I moderated this and pressed no FML
theblueone4 0
yikes, sorry OP. your friend's retarded. i had a similar thing happen to me--except my phone was in my pocket, the ride i was on went upside-down. needless to say, my phone lost an epic battle to the ride.