Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, I was at a theme park with an old friend. We were standing in line when she reached into my shorts and pulled my thong so high it was almost to my shoulders. It would’ve been fine if I didn’t see my boss behind us in line who saw the whole thing. She waved. FML
Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
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cheesecake_love 0
Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.
Shadic 0
Moronic friends for the lose.
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Comments (150)
22jrdn55 15
make her pay for it.
pacobored 0
fyl, i didn't lose my cell though, but there are lockers you can leave your stuff in.
getfighted 0
ive never lost anything on that ride... and ive been on it probably 50 times with my cell in my pocket every time..
themaintroll 0
YDI for wearing flannel in the summer
domgian99 3
wtf that makes no sense
bosshaug 0
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darkmis1 18
I've gone on roller coasters and I've never lost my phone, and neither has anyone I know.
aback 5
If she wasn't riding, anyway, why the hell couldn't she hold onto your phone for you? Too heavy? Hell, call your phone and see if she answers.
dahee 0
that really sucks FYL indeed
Monado 0
Your friend is lazy. If she wasn't even going to go on a ride why can't she hold on to a phone for a couple of minutes?
her22_fml 0
Love that ride! sucks u lost ur phone tho